I was having a likkle photoshoot with Mummy… When all of a sudden, when her back was turned… POOF! There was an elf on my back. “We were just having a cuddle, human, honest!” Squeak. Cupcake xx

Whee pigs are often lucky enough to sit with our Mummy while she is doing work, cuddled up in bed or watching the TV. This introduces us to a lot of hooman culture, as you can well imagine. You already…

One day, many long months ago, I asked you dearies a question which you very kindly answered. I said: “Would you rather face a dozen guinea-pig sized horses or a dozen horse sized guinea-pigs?” Mummy’s model horses were nice enough…

Sometimes the fastest way to our hearts is through our stomachs. Our aunt bought this for Mum’s hamster. We’d have been a better but hey ho, I guess Misty can have it. Buying affection, DEFINATELY, done right! Pip xx

It was clean cage today. Yeah, the humans popped us out of our home and rolled up all our food and bedding into some odd sort of sausage which she then pushed into a big black bag. We have been…

Once upon a little piggy time, Our Mummy forgot to do a blog post for a whole month! Oh yeah, don’t get scared, this could be a horror story… She went on her blog-typing machine and looked at the small…

The hooman is having her birthday party tonight. Whee pigs are not impressed! Turn it down! Ah, whee got given loads of love. Mummy’s friends all adored us. Cupcake even went for a cuddle in the party-room. She’s just so…

All whee piggies drink differently. Pip, Cocoa and Mop nicely sip away at their water. I do things with a bit more vigour. Is there anything wrong with that? OI, you, give me water! Tug, pull, chew, attack, bite! Billy…

Our hooman has been very naughty recently. Do you know why? She hadn’t written on our blog. Not once, not once in ages. Shame on her whee say. Shame on our Mummy! Yes, whee know you have a lot of…

Mummy doesn’t ever want to forget her babies. When Whizz died she went down to the local Kodiak machine with her memory card and printed pictures of him off. Since then she has kept this photo album to which she…