The hooman is having her birthday party tonight. Whee pigs are not impressed!
Turn it down! Ah, whee got given loads of love. Mummy’s friends all adored us. Cupcake even went for a cuddle in the party-room. She’s just so laid back and loves the love.
Whee have crazy parties when it’s our birthday so whee really can’t complain.
I’m joking! Whee’re good guinea-pigs.