Well, I went upstairs for a little cuddle and I must say, dearies, that I had the shock of my life. For, in the hooman’s room was a full-sized dolphin t- thing! Not a real dolphin, obviously, but a blow up inflatable as the hoomans had apparently been checking for holes. Don’t know what they need an inflatable for, aren’t there four limbs good enough? Whee pigs don’t really enjoy swimming but whee only have little legs not whomping great ones like the hoomans. That dolphin really did give me a shock!