H- Hi there effurryone. It’s, um, Carrot here. My hooman Mummy wanted to s- show you my… My fur… You see it’s very d- diffeyrent from my siblings fur. It’s short b- but long. This photo shows you what I mean…
S- See? My fur is slightly, um, longer than other short-haired pigs… Hooman Mummy reckons it makes me look very cute!
Tehe, wheek to you… Um… At some other time, err, okay?