Whee reckon the carrots are hatching a plan. They’ve become fed up with being eaten by us so have steadily been developing themselves in order to enable them to flee.
Look, it’s grown legs! Now all it needs to do is grow arms so that it can open the fridge door and leg it away from here. Whee don’t know why, whee promise whee’ll be gentle!
Or maybe not…
The Pigs xx