A friend of ours made a comment on how we guinea-pigs squeak furry good ‘pig English.’ This made our hooman laugh, quite a lot actually…
At first whee didn’t understand why Mummy found this so furry funny, then she explained to us why she was giggling:
1) Whee speak ‘Pig English’ because whee are, in fact, guinea-pigs. I know, what a surprise! Therefore the English whee speak is from a pig.
2) Then she told us how ‘Pig English’ is a term for English that isn’t spoken well, or correctly. Well, I was rather offended by this until she pointed out that whee call the computer the blog-typing-machine and the telly the moving-picture-screen-box.
In the end I relented and agreed that, yes, whee do speak Pig English!
Here’s a photo of me, pondering this latest term. I am a rather studious guinea-pig, am I not?
Love and wheeks for you all, until next time my dears,